Stop us if you’ve heard this one before….
Two guys walk into a Walmart and steal some stuff. No joke…that’s just how this one unfolds. These two may be involved in several similar thefts, so we’re trying to identify them and put a stop to their shenanigans.
In this particular case, the two men walked into a Walmart store in the Haven of Winter, selected two storage totes, and began filling them with sundries from the shelves. They swiped stuff such as razor blade refills, electric toothbrushes, and Crest White Strips.
These guys either take their hygiene extremely seriously, or these items are going to end up being sold at a garage sale or on the internet.
The suspects, whom we shall call The Clean Team, ran out of the store and hopped into…a minivan. Their getaway car is a Dad Wagon. So….maybe you recognize the van from car line at school? Or…maybe you’ve seen it at pee-wee football practice? Seriously, who uses a minivan in their heists? These two, that’s who! They got into the Clean-Mobile, and made a clean getaway.
Anyway, we need help identifying these two. We’re not sure if they always dress alike, or if this was some strange coincidence where they showed up that morning for their thefty adventure and realized they both had on the same outfit. Awkward. Maybe these guys belong to a crime syndicate of thieves who specialize in thieving body care items, and this is their official uniform.
If you recognize these two men, or their Felonious Family Van, please contact Detective Lockard at 863-292-3391 or 863-298-6200, Or, if you'd like to remain anonymous, you can call Heartland Crime Stoppers at 1-800-226-TIPS (8477). Anonymity is guaranteed!
*editor's note: this happened at the "Legoland" Walmart AKA "The Walmart on CGB closest to 27" not at the "KFC" Walmart AKA "The older one on CGB."